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This Much I Know:

There are (at least) two things which really suck about being white:

1. You can’t get away with saying “dawg”. Trust me, you sound like a tool.

2. YOU GET SUNBURNT ALL THE TIME EVERYWHERE AND IT’S AWFUL AND IT HURTS QUITE A LOT.

automotivated:

Lancia Stratos (by bennorz)

Oh, you sexy thing, you

automotivated:

Lancia Stratos (by bennorz)

Oh, you sexy thing, you

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(Source: lovesmisery)

(Reblogged from daviddailydose)

khyan:

Every Relationship in 5 seconds

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1wantchange:

Achallader, Scotland, Great Britain

Damn, I live in a beautiful country.

1wantchange:

Achallader, Scotland, Great Britain

Damn, I live in a beautiful country.

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This might be ridiculously geeky, but this makes me rather happy. Because this has never been done before. Humanity is broadening its horizons.

theclearlydope:

Yo dog, I’ve seen this. I don’t like how it ends.

theclearlydope:

Yo dog, I’ve seen this. I don’t like how it ends.

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Men don’t faint; we take unintended, decisive naps.
Bob Kelso

serene-sloths:

coconut-mild:

so cuuuute

queue, you can delete this xx

(Source: slothsaturday)

(Reblogged from p-aaradise)
On the contrary, orthodoxy in the full sense demands a control over one’s own mental processes as complete as that of a contortionist over his body. Oceanic society rests ultimately on the belief that Big Brother is omnipotent and that the Party is infallible. But since in reality Big Brother is not omnipotent and the party is not infallible, there is need for an unwearying, moment-to-moment flexibility in the treatment of facts. The keyword here is blackwhite. Like so many Newspeak words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts. Applied to a Party member, it means a loyal willingness to say that black is white when Party discipline demands this. But it means also the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know that black is white, and to forget that one has ever believed the contrary. This demands a continuous alteration of the past, made possible by the system of thought which really embraces all the rest, and which is known in Newspeak as doublethink.
1984, George Orwell (via philphys)
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Of Thursday

It’s Thursday. Therefore it is time to party watch How I Met Your Mother!

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