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So Nigel Farage went to Scotland and this happened:

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I have to wonder how many NRA members would shriek if the Federal Government passed a law requiring all gun owners to participate monthly in a government-run militia. And if it was worded right? They would have no Constitutional right to complain. To me, that sounds like the best method of handling gun ownership. Currently, gun ownership is a “right” but a lazy right. How many gun owners don’t regularly use their guns? Keep them in a forgotten closet or the like in case of emergency? So let’s require all gun owners to belong to government-run militias as dictated in the Constitution. The militias will include physical exercise regimens, gun safety and protocol, target practice, and the like. Oh, and a gun buyback program so that anyone who doesn’t want to belong to the militia can opt out by no longer owning a gun.

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polyjuiced:

You killed him in twenty seven fucking seconds.

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bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

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straighttohelvetica:

The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.

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mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

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fuzzaldrin:

This is what a (male) friend of mine said when we were talking about girls losing weight or trying to tone up to get guys, and I wanted to share :

“You don’t need to do it for “guys”, but glad you’ve pegged onto the little known truth that guys generally don’t give a fuck, if it’s within a certain range, cause horny does not equal picky!”

He also said to stop worrying about legs and try to love yourself, because confidence in yourself is way sexier than skinny!

That is actually very, very well phrased. “Guys generally don’t give a fuck”…Not sure what that says about us, but it’s bloody accurate

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darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

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levicastiel:

NO

FUCK YOU MOFFAT

YOU AND YOUR EGO HAVE GONE TOO FAR

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHA EXXXXCCCUUUUSEEEEE MEEEEEEE

wow i didnt think it was possible for one man to singlehandedly ruin doctor who but WOW MOFFAT’s DONE IT!!!11

WWWHHHHHAT

WHAT!!!!!

WHHHHHHHHHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

whhy this

Oh wow

This is some real shit. Absolutely unacceptable.

MY LOVE OF JOHN HURT IS CONFLICTING WITH MY ANNOYANCE OVER THIS!

I really really really really really really really really don’t like this.

Buuuuuuut, I think there’s a way for it to work.

The idea of John Hurt playing a “forgotten” regeneration, is really annoying. It does just seem like the most untidy storytelling ever. Apart from anything else, that’d mean the reshuffling the Doctors, meaning Matt Smith ends up being 12 rather than eleven. Which is fucking confusing, even for Doctor Who.

But, thing is, it’s Doctor Who, which - in the original Latin - means “anything can happen even if it’s the most ridiculous shit you’ve ever heard”. So, why not scrap the “forgotten” regeneration idea, and make John Hurt an alternative regeneration.

I mean, every third episode has some sort of parallel universe in it, so why not have a whole divergent timeline going on. They could still throw in the Time War as part of the explanation - something happens, reality goes screwy, the Doctor gets duplicated . One Doctor sticks around in the universe we’re familiar with, the duplicate ends up in the alternate reality and carries on regenerating, being a badass, etc.

The fact that this alternate Doctor is never mentioned is pretty easy to explain away - either “our” Doctor just doesn’t remember (for whatever reason - the original idea has him forgetting he regenerated *shrugs*); or he didn’t know it’d happened; or, what the hell, maybe it’s just never mentioned cause, you know, the Doctor…secrets…duh…

I don’t know. To me, that just seems like a more elegant, more Doctor Who-ish way of getting around Eccleston not returning for the anniversary.

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