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"Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.” Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:09:09 +0100

““Death: “THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT.”
Albert: “Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.””

- Terry Pratchett (via smugglersshootfirst)

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:08:45 +0100

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

So Nigel Farage went to Scotland and this happened:

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:15:13 +0100

fanta-baby:

"I have to wonder how many NRA members would shriek if the Federal Government passed a law requiring..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:24:58 +0100

“I have to wonder how many NRA members would shriek if the Federal Government passed a law requiring all gun owners to participate monthly in a government-run militia. And if it was worded right? They would have no Constitutional right to complain. To me, that sounds like the best method of handling gun ownership. Currently, gun ownership is a “right” but a lazy right. How many gun owners don’t regularly use their guns? Keep them in a forgotten closet or the like in case of emergency? So let’s require all gun owners to belong to government-run militias as dictated in the Constitution. The militias will include physical exercise regimens, gun safety and protocol, target practice, and the like. Oh, and a gun buyback program so that anyone who doesn’t want to belong to the militia can opt out by no longer owning a gun.”

- Robert (via azspot)

polyjuiced: You killed him in twenty seven fucking...

Thu, 16 May 2013 22:53:37 +0100

polyjuiced:

You killed him in twenty seven fucking seconds.

Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013: Steam Edition [x]

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:51:45 +0100

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

straighttohelvetica: The Aperture Science Lab is just full of...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:51:15 +0100

straighttohelvetica:

The Aperture Science Lab is just full of assholes.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 01:14:51 +0100

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d: urban-pooka: mid2000snatalieportman: pushingl...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:58:36 +0100

1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants #genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

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Sun, 12 May 2013 20:28:40 +0100

fuzzaldrin: This is what a (male) friend of mine said when we were talking about girls losing...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:56:47 +0100

fuzzaldrin:

This is what a (male) friend of mine said when we were talking about girls losing weight or trying to tone up to get guys, and I wanted to share :

“You don’t need to do it for “guys”, but glad you’ve pegged onto the little known truth that guys generally don’t give a fuck, if it’s within a certain range, cause horny does not equal picky!”

He also said to stop worrying about legs and try to love yourself, because confidence in yourself is way sexier than skinny!

That is actually very, very well phrased. “Guys generally don’t give a fuck”…Not sure what that says about us, but it’s bloody accurate

darrynek: fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:29:59 +0100

darrynek:

fuck you guys at least nationwide is on my side

epsilina: grassleaves: conquerorwurm: gingerisaspice: vriska: feferi: levicastiel: NO FUCK...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:20:31 +0100

epsilina:

grassleaves:

conquerorwurm:

gingerisaspice:

vriska:

feferi:

levicastiel:

NO

FUCK YOU MOFFAT

YOU AND YOUR EGO HAVE GONE TOO FAR

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHA EXXXXCCCUUUUSEEEEE MEEEEEEE

wow i didnt think it was possible for one man to singlehandedly ruin doctor who but WOW MOFFAT’s DONE IT!!!11

WWWHHHHHAT

WHAT!!!!!

WHHHHHHHHHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

whhy this

Oh wow

This is some real shit. Absolutely unacceptable.

MY LOVE OF JOHN HURT IS CONFLICTING WITH MY ANNOYANCE OVER THIS!

I really really really really really really really really don’t like this.

Buuuuuuut, I think there’s a way for it to work.

The idea of John Hurt playing a “forgotten” regeneration, is really annoying. It does just seem like the most untidy storytelling ever. Apart from anything else, that’d mean the reshuffling the Doctors, meaning Matt Smith ends up being 12 rather than eleven. Which is fucking confusing, even for Doctor Who.

But, thing is, it’s Doctor Who, which - in the original Latin - means “anything can happen even if it’s the most ridiculous shit you’ve ever heard”. So, why not scrap the “forgotten” regeneration idea, and make John Hurt an alternative regeneration.

I mean, every third episode has some sort of parallel universe in it, so why not have a whole divergent timeline going on. They could still throw in the Time War as part of the explanation - something happens, reality goes screwy, the Doctor gets duplicated . One Doctor sticks around in the universe we’re familiar with, the duplicate ends up in the alternate reality and carries on regenerating, being a badass, etc.

The fact that this alternate Doctor is never mentioned is pretty easy to explain away - either “our” Doctor just doesn’t remember (for whatever reason - the original idea has him forgetting he regenerated *shrugs*); or he didn’t know it’d happened; or, what the hell, maybe it’s just never mentioned cause, you know, the Doctor…secrets…duh…

I don’t know. To me, that just seems like a more elegant, more Doctor Who-ish way of getting around Eccleston not returning for the anniversary.

inhalers: tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females...

Sat, 11 May 2013 17:55:41 +0100

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

archaictires: 1968 Lamborghini Miura P400

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:27:07 +0100

archaictires:

1968 Lamborghini Miura P400

By far and away the best account on Twitter

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:47:16 +0100

By far and away the best account on Twitter

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:45:18 +0100

"Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in..."

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:03:47 +0100

“

Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.

Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.

Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.

Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.

Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.

Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!

”

- Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)

“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.

(via triplash)

Wow, I think about this all the time and I’ve still never thought about it this way.

(via brute-reason)

Wow. That’s fucking brilliant that is. Whole new way of looking at this.

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Thu, 09 May 2013 18:57:02 +0100

not-pizza: dempokeballstho: Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining I...

Thu, 09 May 2013 13:13:48 +0100

not-pizza:

dempokeballstho:

Tumblr user Pizza is both scary and entertaining

I mean,

really?

I’m not sure if I should be scared or impressed.

scared